Punky Fu

I recently met the most incredible woman! I was a firm non-believer in things like “instant attraction” or “animal magnetism” beyond the sales of Hallmark Cards or Fragrances for Men (I’m currently wearing “Eau de Toilet Water” - c’est tres chic).

And given the circumstances of our meeting (at her work place) I was VERY hesitant, to say the least, to believe that the attraction was anything more than a three thousand year old hardwired program for the proliferation (not that I’m pro-lif) of the species. But there she was… sitting atop my lap, and I cannot deny that I felt a temptation of Biblical Proportions…. (Okay, on that I can’t really be sure because I’ve never actually read the Biblic. However, I have seen many movies with Charlton Heston, so I believe that more than qualifies to pass judgment on all things Holey.)

Anyway, given time and more lap sitting, I realized, much to my dismay, that I have an emotional bond to those person as well as a physical attraction. And I tell you it more than freaks me out. Who the hell proposes marriage on the first date?

(I must also admit that I didn’t get the ring until after she said “yes” - but I had no idea I’d be proposing that day. You can’t blame a guy for asking.)

After another evening of snuggling and heavy petting (do zoophiles go to a Heavy Petting Zoo?) I’m finding that my perspectives on life have been seriously altered.

So what’s the point? The point is, now I am a Believer (That would make a great song title). I now believe in Instant Chemistry. I now believe in Fortune Tellers (to a degree). And for an atheist, I really have a particularly strong belief now in serendipity and synchronicity.

Okay, okay. Long story short: This woman has changed everything. So, yes, it is possible. Now, she tells me I must get laid before I get paid, so I have sex months… err… six months to get the dirty deed done, so I can enter Paradise.

Any advice, O Sage-Like One?

Signed,

Sword-In-Hand